Happy New Year to all my Twitterers. More frequent tweeting will resume in the New Year. Until then, may old acquaintance be forgot etc xx

Today I have finally contracted the dreaded flu. Typically the day before New Years Eve. My entire body is aching. Watching HP on couch.

Stopped a woman from accidentally entering the mens toilet and then recoiled in horror as I realised it was a bloke with really long hair.

Really looking forward to entertaining all the stranded people at St Pancras international this Thursday at @stationsessions I'm on at 6pm!

Snowed in, completely trapped. It's times like these I'm glad I had the foresight to buy a Toboggan/Luge.

AC MILAN!!!!!!! Shit shit shit shit shit. We really didn't need that!

Something about the snow makes me want to set up an elaborate series of pranks in my house, then goad a pair of burglars. Culkin stylee...

Just at the very impressive Universal offices in Kensington. Not looking forward to walking back to the station!

It's getting close to that strange seemingly endless period of nothingness between Christmas and New Year. I call it seasonal limbo...

Chelsea at home today, this is it....... We need this win today. And I really fancy a Jerk Chicken from the West Indian place on the way.

Students, if you want to riot, fine. Fancy smashing a Top Shop? No problem, they're insured. But DON'T piss on Churchill's f*cking plinth.

Video of the day suggestion today by Carla. Being a friday there'll probably be another. http://ping.fm/XDJlc

Just prepared a melted tuna wrap, but my overzealous grill turned it into a quesadilla.

It's just a cat eating watermelon but it's almost certainly the Video of the Day! http://ping.fm/fybHK

Something ironic in the fact that I awoke today petrified that I'm suffering from chronic hypochondria. I need a short break in the priory.

Here are some photos of Kim Jong-Il looking at different things. http://ping.fm/n8mTv

Monsters = The worst film in history. I couldn't care less how cheap it was to make, it showed.

Just saw this for the 1st time, definitely worthy of video of the day http://ping.fm/B5lAB