Downtown Abbey here I come! Never been so excited.

RIP Gerald Kelly who played Bunny in Extra's. What a terrible loss for comedy!

If you're a londoner, come and see me playing live @ The Bedford in Balham on Monday 1st November (this monday)! 8PM Onwards x

Just had a call from Apple. Apparently my broken rubbish Iphone has water damage (it doesn't) so it will be £165 to fix. IhateSteveJobs

Had a great recording day with @PeteKirtley and @aMurrayMusic. Now going to do some gig rehearsals. What a strange life I lead.

For some peculiar reason my girlfriend is dressed like a 14 year old German schoolboy. Fashion apparently.

Sorry about the lack of tweets, been working hard! Video of the day: http://ping.fm/zk9uN

Really want to watch a Carry On film, one with Franky Howerd in it. Maybe Carry On Doctor. Or as I call it, cod.

So Rooney's now signed a 5 year extension at MAN UTD. Make your mind up you fat wop.

After the journey from hell I'm now stranded at Kings Cross station. Oh how I loathe TFL.

What a second half. Gareth Bale might just be God. COYS !!!!!!!!!!!

Name that film: "My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, Luge lessons."

Video 2; This is called "projection mapping", it was done to celebrate the 600th birthday of a clock in Prague. http://ping.fm/NbzLL

2 videos of the day today, I just can't help myself. Here's the 1st one; http://ping.fm/MTA0W Will Smith's daughter. She's 9 years old!!!!

Busy day today but hopefully I'll be rewarded tonight. coys

So excited to see the Spurs thrash Inter tomorrow night. I know I said it twice last season but this is the biggest match in our history!

Haven't done one of these for a while, but; "Video of the Day!" http://ping.fm/F2vkk I love the camera man, brilliant.

Wow, Aiden flopped it on X-Factor tonight. Shame, he was one of my favorites!

Big match for the Spurs today, we need to win. I reckon VDV will score 1st in the 23rd minute, Bale assist. Longshot

Feeling slightly more alive now, I had a sleep for a while. I have valium distorted memories of swearing repeatedly at the doctor.

Just been violated at hospital. Now want to go home but feeling drowsy and bloated.

Loving the new Harry Potter posters. So excited I can hardly breathe. Contemplating 3D or not 3D, like a modern world Hamlet.

Having a minor procedure tomorrow, a small operation. Now having to starve myself for 24 hours, not going to be fun.

Got some gigs coming up, starting with the Bedford in Balham on the 1st November and then again on the 11th.

Stayed up for hours watching the chilean miners being rescued. Didn't actually see a rescue, it was just lots of people standing around.

Watching the rescue of the Chilean Miners. Very exciting, nothing I love more than a "where were you" moment.

Walked out of a film today for the 1st time in years. Mr Nice - crap, absolute rubbish.

My voice is disappearing but I feel fine, which is tres annoying. Going to see a man about a kitchen this afternoon. Don't ask.

I've fallen in love with Kate Bush, young thin Kate Bush. http://ping.fm/kL3sv

On the way to a PR meeting in Baker Street, loosing my bloody voice!!!!!

Back on the met line, more meetings today. Going on a hummus hunt in town. I shall find the best available. Will post updates.

Fingertips are hurting, just a week away from the piano and they've lost their strength. I wish there was a finger strengthener to buy.

First day back and it's all going mental.

Back in England!! Wooohooooo. Now stuck on the M25. Not quite so woohoo. At least it's English traffic.

In Crete, Carla is driving me mental with constant requests to take photo's of her. Treating me like her own personal David Bailey.